Wednesday 5 December 2012

The list

This list is basically going to be everything I've been told after saying or doing something wrong. Not all will have been directed at me, some I simply was present for when someone else did or said something, but all will have amused me in some way and most will have some sort of back story, feel free to ask.

Without further ado, I shall begin.

1. Pockets are not 'standard issue gloves'
2. Dry bar does not mean you may have a 'dry white wine'
3. Neither does it mean 'drink the bar dry'
4. You will not get issued 'gucci boots' for training, even if you already own several pairs of assault boots.
5. Pool cues are not 'lightsabers' even if you do feel the force or have a son called luke.
6. Never get anything right first time. You're going to get a bollocking either way
7. The RAF is not the ghetto, noone wants to see your pants.
8. The above is not 'like, totally disrespecting my individuality and shit, isn't it'
9. Armstrong and Millers airman characters are not role models I should be working towards.
10. I am not to drop a mirror in the swimming pool 'to drown the PTIs'
11. If a PTI says 'good form', assume they're talking about themselves.
12. Chips are not one of your '5 a day'

More will be added as soon as a) I remember about them or b) more happens.